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About Malvager The most premium IRC netwerk

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Fuckin' Bromosexuals Awwwwyis

Who doesn't love a lil' bromance?

Hammen HQ af

Providing premium chats 24/7 since 2010

Big Hek l33t as fuq

There are lots of coders on the network, so you could gain a lot of experience or share your own

We Gottem Do you?

We have a huge stack of turds, it's good shit

#hugbox nohomo

Cuz apparently we're a bunch of nancypants who need m0ar hugzz jk yes homo

Harass Dem Opers FUCK YEAH

Harassing opers is always fun, remember someone has to lose tho [[=[=[==[

How2chat

For any users that wish to connect to Malvager the information is as follows:
irc.malvager.net, port 6667 for plain-text and 6697 for SSL (actually TLS) (sometimes denoted as +6697)

If you wish to have a ZNC set up so you can connect using a secure persistent connection please visit #Help or message any administrator and ask them to set one up for you.

Please make sure to register your nickname by doing: /ns register pass email

If you have any questions and need assistance please report to #Help and ask your question and someone will get back with you as soon as possible.

The main server channel that you should join is #malvager. To view the channels list you can do so by using the command /list.

If you don't want to install a client, please refer to the top menu options IRCCloud Chat, Mibbit Chat and Kiwi IRC Chat

PCaaS (Premium Chats as a Service)

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We are happy to announce we are now selling Premium Chats as a Service to boost your chat statistics. Run one free instance of Hammen that only ever tells your users to off themselves. If you wish to have something a little more sophisticated, perhaps our normal plan of 5$ is more suitable for you.

Our premium plan (valued at just 15$/mo) includes a higher reply rate and Gottem integration, so Hammen can use premium Gottem commands and further boost your 'premium' metric. Add another 5$ and have 2 (!!!) instances of Hammen to further boost your metrics. Sign up now and we'll throw in a 2 week trial to premium turds, stacked and ready.

Try before you buy? Request a free demo over at irc.malvager.net:+6697 #chats